THIS IS SUPER FUN. Me just = the main playable character in whichever castlevania game is relevant.
Best Friend: MARIA <3 We will frolic through the castle with our animal friends. She is definitely Alucard’s BFF in SOTN.
Mentor: HECTOR. Heck yeah not only do I get animal friends, but apparently I learn how to tame I.D.s! Let’s go Corpsey! :D
Crush on you: MATHIAS. Oooh, this means he has a crush on Leon. I knew it.
Rival: SIMON. oh that means I lose :(
Lover: RICHTER. omg yay. That means Richter is Alucard’s lover. Which is, duh, so obvious.
Cockblocked by: HECTOR. Makes sense, since he’s my mentor and wants me to focus I guess :(
(Source: peachwesker, via fuckyeahcastlevania)